Melissa & Sid

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THE DICTIONARY OF MELISSA & SID

Yeah, it may not be as "official" as the Oxford edition, but these are words and phrases that we use on our show.
Some of them have only been used once but we have been teased about them so much that we had to add them.
Let us know if we miss any, we'd be happy to define :)





BECC-UH -- (N: Becc-uh) Our intern/spellchecker/beotch/thief
Feel free to send her an e-mail HERE

BLOCKER -- (N: block-ehrr) Woman or Man that looks attractive froma block away, but not so much up close. Similar to a "Monet." "Lindsay Lohan is a total Blocker in her Elle Magazine photos."

BOOMERANGED -- (V: boom-err-anged) The act of being beyond tipsy from drinking, usually when Q94's Boomer is the one ordering the round of shots. "I feel totally hungover -- I got completely Boomeranged last night."

BRITNEY  -- (N: brit-nee) Slang for a woman's neither region. Word origin comes from Ms. Spears' showing hers off to everyone. "You have to be careful dancing on the bar in a skirt, otherwise everyone will see your Britney."

CHILLAXE  --  (V: chill-axe)  Sid's word that he's "trying to make popular".  It's a mix between "just chillin'" and relaxing.  You would use it to tell someone to calm down when they're acting too excited about something.  "Melissa, chillaxe, no one's going to tell you the end of Super Bad."

DECEVIOUS -- (ADJ: de-sea-vee-us) Sid's word for a cross between deceptive and mischievous.
"I could be sneaky and decevious."

DUMBLY -- (ADV: dum-lee) The act of being dumb.
"That song ends really dumbly."

EM/EMILY -- (N: em-ih-lee) Sid's live-in girlfriend.

FUNCTIONABLE -- (ADJ: funk-shun-a-bull) Mel's term for something that is functional. Usually used in conjuction with the word fashionable. "This new product is fashionable and functionable."

GRINCE -- (N: gr-in-ss) Sid's way of explaining a facial expression that is a mix between a grimace and a wince. ("Yeah, she totally had a grince on her face when she found out he was cheating on her.")

HECTICNESS -- (ADJ: hec-tick-ness) Mel's way of describing something full of intense activity.
"Black Friday is full of hecticness."

HUGELY -- (ADV: huge-lee) According to Melissa, the act of being large or great.
"Barbara Streisand's Christmas album was a hugely selling one."

HURTY -- (ADJ: her-tee) Mel's term for being in pain and/or sick.
"I'm feeling hurty today."

INFORMATIONAL -- (ADJ: in-for-ma-shun-ull) Mel's way of describing something that contains a lot of information.
"I want us to be very informational."

"I'M NOT SAYING... I'M JUST SAYING" -- (PHRASE: eyem-not-say-ing-eyem-just-say-ing) Our way of saying we think it's true, but we can't confirm or don't want to get in a legal snafu for slander. "Britney Spears might not have used a body double for her new perfume ad, but I did see recent pictures of her lately and she looked like she hadn't hit the gym in weeks... I mean, I'm not saying... I'm just saying."

INVISUALIZE -- (V: in-viz-you-uh-lies) Mel's word to describe seeing something in her mind.
"I could totally invisualize you sitting at the board."

JECK -- (N: jehk) The word that describes when someone's neck and jaw merge into one indistinguishable feature.
"Eminem is getting fat! You can tell by his jeck."

Keira -- (N: ke-ear-uh) Sid and his girlfriend Emily's daughter.  She was born June 20, 2008,  21 day's early.

LOLLYPOP LADY -- (ADJ: lah-lee-pop-lay-dee) A skinny person whose head looks too big for her body . "Star Jones-Reynolds and Victoria Beckham looked like Lollypop Ladies at the Emmy Nomimee luncheon!"

MIDDLEST -- (N: mi-dull-est) How Mel describes a middle child.
"Not her youngest, but her middlest."

OLFACTOROLOGIST -- (N: ol-fact-or-all-o-jist) Mel's job title for someone who studies smells.
"Pee-Wee plays an olfactorologist on "Pushing Daisies" - he studies smells."

PRINT-OUTABLE -- (V: prent-ow-tuh-bull) A description for a document that is able to be printed. 

"We've got a print-outable copy of the NCAA brackets."

RE-FIXING -- (ADV: ree-fix-ing) The way Mel describes something being fixed for the second (or third, fourth, etc...) time.
"She is re-fixing our webpage for us."

REMEMBERY -- (ADV: ree-mem-bur-E) A mix of remembering something and using your memory to recall it. "Wow, I forgot all about that. You've got great remembery!"

SEPTAGON -- (N: sep-tuh-gon) Mel's reply to the question, "What is a seven-sided figure called?"
*For the record, it is called a heptagon...

SLACKERTY -- (ADJ: sla-ker-tee) The act of being a slacker.
"We can't be too slackerty in here."

SLIPPY -- (ADJ: slih-pee) Melissa's word for slippery.

SOCIETIST -- (N: so-sigh-it-est) One who studies people's interactions and behavioral paterns, like a socialogist. "The societists got together and came up with a list of ways to know if a guy is into you."

*One Q94 listener wisely suggested that Mel meant "social anthropologist" like Carrie used to say in Sex and The City.

THE KIDS -- (N: the-kidz) Our cute pets. For Sid, they are golden retreivers Byner (like the Redskins player) and Lyric. Mel's are her fat kat Harley-Davidson and baby kitten Ralph (or Satan, depending on what kind of mischief he's currently gotten into). "We had a great weekend at home, vegging in front of the Tivo with the kids."

TREQUEL -- (N: tree-kwill) The third in a movie series. Most people would call it a "trilogy," but Mel seems to think otherwise. "The Bourne Ultimatum is the trequel to Bourne Supremacy."

TY/TYLER -- (N: Tie-lure) Mel's hubby.

UNCREDIBLE -- (ADJ: un-cred-uh-bull) Sid's word for someone being so far past the stage of credible, that you are now uncredible.
"Britney Spears is totally uncredible."

VERY A LOT -- (PHRASE: Vare-ee uhh lot) Sid's phrase to describe something that happens a lot.
"I listen to your show very a lot."

WHIP --  (N: wiip) Sid's term for old people, based on senior citizen's phrase "Whipper-Snappers" for young people. "That old Whip was driving 10 miles an hour on 64!"

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